Some words from me....

I had THE most frustrating experience with Indian Railways today.

Never ever lose your ticket(not the i/e ticket, but proper ticket), coz if you do, then 139 ( railway helpline ) dude will tell you that you can get duplicate tkt at any BDA complex, and then you will go to BDA complex in the morning only to find Que longer than that at only toilet in Su-Su nagar. And then after 1 hour of wait, you will be told that you wont get the duplicate ticket here, you need to goto Majestik. City railway station. So you will go there, Enquiry counter lady will hear all story with more interest than your mom does while watching K-series shit. Suddenly she will shout 'Reservation Office Building,straightaa dead end-aaa rightaaa' (i wonder why everyone in bangalore tells the address like this, may be there are more dead ends in bangalore than starts) In that office, again you will face an Enquiry counter, you will again tell your story, and the lady will ask to get hold of Chief Reservation Engg. You will wait for him/her for half hour, finally one huge aunty shows up and talks to you in the 'you-SOB-i-will-cut-your-balls-if-you-stare-at-my-daughter-again' tone. But you wont have any xerox of ID proof, so you will walk for another 2kms to find one xerox shop,. and the autowallas on roads will ask whether you want a hotel or a girl or hotel and girl. You will come back to Lady Engg, she will shout that you dont have any sense how Govt Offices work, and then will ask you to write a apology letter. If she likes your handwriting she will sign, else she will ask to write again.

After all this if you are lucky, you will get the duplicate ticket.


On a diff note:When geeks flirt:

She: I forbid you to touch me...not even read access
He: chmod 777
She: crap

Happy Diwali!!!

I started following certain 'quality' blogs since my early blogging days, but i think there are only couple of them i have followed till date (3 years almost)...and one of them is my blog godmother The Ideasmithy, whenever i am out of ideas to write, i hit her blog and tadaa...numerous varied ideas are at your service. And this one quote is a gem worth mentioning in here..

"I loved you only because I didn’t think I deserved any better"

One more star fell from the sky tonight. This time it was a huge one. But equally huge was its heart. It left me wondering how some people come into your lives for few moments and convert those few moments into memories that last for lifetime. Its an overdose of such memories. You dont need booz n dope to get high, you need a star like this which will take you on the ride of your life. Star has a purpose now. May it kiss the success. May it come back soon.
God speed! Precious!

Planned for couple of days Mysore Ooty trip and everything which could possibly go wrong went wrong.

Planing to shift house...finally. Getting rid of assholic roommate!!

It seems UFO is jealous, because finally i got what she craved all her life and nature has deprived her of!! Naah...i am not talking about weener. Although that would be an awesome curse for female 'Ex'es !

Work is hectic. Eye candies at work are the only best part.

Doggy is in HongKong trying to bankrupt more banks. Clicking Liptam-Liptee-Chiptam-Chiptee types fotos with firang lady DJ's

CC is leaving Blore this month. So kind of sad!

Mumbai Indians did not make it to semis, so more sad!

Now supporting Deccan Chargers!!

The moment i watched the trailer i decided no matter how pathetic, i will watch this movie. But it turned out to be one of the best movies i've ever seen. some where on the web i read its an erupting volcano of talents, and indeed its true. After i started bringing Gulal in every discussion possible , a friend of mine at office suggested me to watch 'Haasil' which she said is on the same story line as that of Gulal. But trust me its no match to Gulal. I dont want to write long post on the review but i insist, please go and watch 'one of the best movies of this decade'...i leave you with my favourite song from the movie...

Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare dil me hai
Dekhna hai zor kitna bazu-e-kaatil me hai
Waqt aane pe bataadenge tujhe e aasmaan
Hum abhi se kya batayen kya hamare dil me hai

Oh re Bismil kaash aate aaj tum Hindustaan
Dekhte ki mulk saara kya tashan, kya chill mein hai
Aaj ka launda yeh kehta hum to bismil thak gaye
Apni aazaadi to bhaiya laundiya ke til mein hai.

Aaj ke jalson me Bismil ek gunga gaa raha.
Aur behron ka wo rela naachta mehfil mein hai
Haath ki khadi banaane ka zamaana lag gaya
Aaj to chaddi bhi silti englison ki mill mein hai

Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare dil me hai…
….kya batayen kya hamare dil me hai

Maggie - coz your stupid cook didnt show up - 20 Rs.

Stupid sms while maggie is cooking - 50 paisa

Phone call with hopeless network - hardly 2 Rs.

Waiting for 'return call' - 2 hours of precious sleep

Getting lost due to one wrong turn - extra 3kms

Asking asshole policeman for direction - 200 Rs. (fine for expired N.O.C.)

Feeling after getting home from a long drive at 3 a.m. inspite of having important meeting with firangs at 7 a.m. and Orange moon which was not a street light and wrong turn and paying 200 rs fine to asshole policeman and headache throughout next day due to lack of sleep- priceless!!

p.s. God bless the dude who invented Maggie!!

Life has been pretty hectic for past few days....blame it on recession, assholic boss, bunch of firangs i report to. Not many updates though, except i am happy that Shahrukh's movies are getting bombed on box office.

In the last post i mentioned i faced my fear .... and that fear is not that fat as i imagined (except with tummy of a goat who is 5 month pregnant with quadruplets) so now i have to change the name FF. ... But FF has become more uglier..so gentle ladies and horny men may i present you with new name for FF........drums rolling............tadaaaaaa.....uglyF. (UF). ....Or better... (UFO) Ugly Fuckin Object..when i discussed this with old friend he said 'Ugly is fine but you should not treat her as an Object'..All Men are MCPs. ...any different suggestions on name??

Its odd when you have some strings attached with bygone relationships, and still you try to be nice , try to go out of your own way to make those people happy. But do they really deserve it?? Well its a mathematical function which inversly depends on damage done and directly to sweet memories of past.

On a different note...I hate robin sharma and people who admire him...I really wonder how sometimes people are happy in their own small world considering the fact that things around them are getting screwed left and right. thats what these Self-Help books do to you. Cmon dude, dont just be happy about yourself and world, but do something to make it better.So lets say, some one very close to you is very ill or there is some sort of pressure back home, or lets say your boy/girlfriend has been bitten by Himesh reshmiyaa , would you goto bars and sing songs?? Not exactly. But neither are you expected to sit at home and make a fuss about it. But just for a minute when that ill person comes to know what you have been upto, can you imagine what he must be feeling?? I know its totally vague ...but as i say in every post, dont underestimate the power of hatred.

And on other different note than previous wali, Doggy boy has got one of the best Summer Internships in college and SOB will be in HongKong /Singapore for couple of months. So if you want to congratulate him, you can abuse him in the comments.

CC has been out of town since what seems to be the eternity. Waiting for CC to come back. I think some people have that effect on others.

Why the hell these politicians dont discuss the ways to tackle the problems India is facing rather than doing shows of sthrength ? Why there are more news of alliances and not of problem solving?

I say The Doors is better than Pink Floyd...and i will fight till death to prove it. So you pinku lovers kiss Morrison's chaddis.

It seems i have lost most if the songs on my playlist in the mp3 player on this blog. Who cares!!

p.s. 1 : Gestation period for goats is 5 months.
p.s. 2: Animesh has started this new website for Nagpur(mothership) www.MH-31.com , please visit and drop some comments.

"Face your fears to overcome them".....i always read that line somewhere or the other. For past few years scariest feeling has been to face the person you hate most......face to face. (2nd being, getting stuck in cinema hall with only SRK's movies). And in this period hate has turned out to be pretty much useful feeling for me. Never underestimate the power of hatred.
So i decided to do it. I faced my worst fear. I overcame it. I no longer hate that person, neither do i wish bad things. It will be taken care somehow. Somehow things will workout. Because they always do.

p.s. 1 - 3rd worst fear: When in office toilet on weekends, i am never sure whether i am in Men's restroom or ladies' one.
p.s. 2 - on the other hand, CC rocks!!

At a certain point in your life you feel your ultimate search is over, and you relax, you stop chalaofying your haath paav. Thats when you take things for granted. But the sequence of events afterwards makes you realize the ultimate truth.... rules of this game are not written by you, neither are they in your favor. You keep wondering till you find next such 'search-end' point in your life. And again in some time you are reminded of the same truth. Its a vicious circle of life. I've got used to it. But , its in between such 'search-end' points that you need to live your life.

I am a strong beliver of 'End is more important than the journey' theory, always concentrating on the end result, everything else is shear distraction. But lately i have started questioning it myself.

Instead, every second of journey is nothing but making of memories, and destination is a point to look back at these memories and feel nostalgic about them. Another star has fallen , but it made me realise how important the journey is. Actually, stars fall from the earth's 'frame of reference' (geek alert) , but from their frame of reference, they are just travelling from one milkyway to other. May it live forever!!

p.s. 'Guncha' from Mai Meri Patni aur Woh- Must Listen

Another star fell from the sky!!!